Because I enjoy their toast and their kissing, that's why

Normally I celebrate by cutting the heads off paper dolls, but turns out Monday was Bastille Day and I totally missed it. C'est la vie.

Bullet Points!

• Marine is a capitonym, so I guess navy has to be also. Also China.
• It is fun to roll your R s! We have a Dennis Pro who has about four sets of double Rs in his name and whenever he comes in the door I announce him like a baseball guy: "Andrrrrrres Gallarrrrrrrraga!" (not his real name. Well, not the Dennis Pro's real name. It is, in fact, Andres Gallaraga's real name.)
• I can totally touch my toes now. Trust me, this is a big damn deal.
• Do you ever just think something super-mean? I mean just breath-takingly mean; if-you-read-it-in-a-script-you-would-not-believe-someone-could-actually-say-that mean? A girl came in yesterday to apply for a job whose previous experience was Hooters where she "served and created a fun invirenment." My thought bubble said "I hope you suck dick better than you spell, because you're not getting a job." I know; sometimes my thought bubbles even disconcert me.
• Here is joke from a five-year old: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
• Give up?
• Bacon and Legs.